EGYPTIAN’ ROMANTIC RHYMING FORTUNES

This is a simple method of forecasting people’s romantic futures for the next seven days, making it a good game to play for Valentine’s Day or a wedding shower attended by a number of un-married people. Given the nature of the answers, I judge it will most-appeal to straight women, gay men, and bi-sexual individuals. Heterosexual men and lesbians may find themselves rather left-out, but if they’re willing and able to mentally reverse the gender of the mysterious someone in their rhyming fortune, they might profitably be able to play this game.

  • Gather the participants around the table. Remove the Tens and the Jokers from the deck, then set them aside for the time being.
  • Each participant will take a turn shuffling the deck, until they feel they’ve shuffled enough. With the deck face-down in their hands, they will then draw one card out of the deck. They will lay this on the table in front of them, face-down, and pass the deck on to the next person for shuffling and drawing a card. All cards will remain face-down until everyone in the group has drawn a card.
  • After everyone has drawn a card, all will turn their cards face-up, and have their fortunes read by whoever has possession of the list of Rhyming Fortunes.
  • If they so-desire, the participants may play a second round of this game, but not a third.

This game will likely trigger some comment, jokes or concern. Just remind everybody their fortune is only considered good for the next seven days (although it could take longer). The Romantic Rhyming Fortunes PDF appears below: